Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Once Upon a Time

"And what", she asked me, "scares the knight in shining armor?
Dragons, barbarians and evil sorcerers?"

"Not at all." I told her.

"Dragons are mere animals.. dinosaurs with a hormonal problem.
The shining armor takes the edge off anything the barbarians can dish out.
And the sorcerers.. bah.. they're just a buncha geeks.

The only thing a knight need fear is the Damsel in Distress.

Against her charm and his own foolish gallantry, he has no defense."

3 comments:

Systix said...

u knw what ... hormonal dinosaurs of the fire breathing variety do come a close second though ...

the knight shall do well to take out an insurance policy against all but the damsel ... for, with the damsel u might only be able to take out ur helmet ...

shutterbugs said...

Lol!!!true ;)

shutterbugs said...

Lol!!!true ;)